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- By: Walkon - 201-575-4010
- Temple of the Un-Dead
- General - Files - Section
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- This works best if you happen to have alot of deralict friends, as
- I do... Your first day of school you should bring the following items, to
- insure a prosperous school year:
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- 1) Fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
- 2) 3 tubes of Super Glue (Krazy Glue)
- 3) Pennies (about $1.00 worth)
- 4) Baloons (small sized for convieniance)
- 5) Mirror (small hand held)
- 6) Liquid soap
- 7) Lighter, (matches as alternat)
- 8) Firecrackers (ladyfingers are great)
- 9) Screwdrivers and other tools (small)
- 10) Small squeezable bottles (like nasal de-congestant type)
- 11) Wire (10-20 ft)
- 12) Tape recorder mic. (batter operated pref.)
- 13) Ziplock baggies
- 14) Half of an orange
- 15) Ligth bulb (75 watts and over are great)
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- This will do for now... Some of the cool things to do are, take the
- pennies and glue them to the cafeteria tables, (and watch the custodians
- try to get 'em off). (this also looks good with silver dollars glued to the
- fire alarm (so it goes off when the custodian attempts to remove the coin)
- and to a door someplace.... (principals preferably))
-
- Another thing to do with a coin is, heat it up over a bunson burner
- (in chem) and just as the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, I will
- guarantee you will know when the coin is picked up... While your using the
- bunson burner, fill your little squeeze bottle with gas, then cap it tight
- and put it in your pocket... later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the
- bottle, use a cigarette as a fuse extension, then put it in the bathroom,
- and get to class fast... (gas and glue make a nice flame)...
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- While your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door, and
- when the superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a
- nice little surprise...
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- Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when
- no one is in the room, take off the speaker cover on the pa system, and
- hook 2 wires from it, to your mic. ( then into your locker) This is good
- for getting your friends out of classes... Just ask for them... (use your
- tools for that one, and try to be neat about it)...
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- Now for your mirror, you can use this for getting your, uh...
- "Friends" locker combanation.... after you get that, take that little
- baggie you got, and put the orange in it... let it sit for a week or
- four, then open the baggie, and place it in your friends locker... I
- can guarentee he/she will love it...
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- Another thing that is fun to do, is, Take a penny, and glue
- it over the key hole on your friends gym locker, just after he goes
- out, thus he has to truck around all day in his gym stuff, (unless
- you rent him your screwdriver to pry the penny off)
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- Ballons are fun to play with in chem lab, fill them with the
- gas that you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the
- baloon tight, and drop it out the window to the burnouts below, you
- know, the ones that are always smoking, they love to pop baloons with
- light cigaretts.... get the picture? Good...
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- Those fountain pens are cool, because if you make a slight jerking
- motion with your hand, ink squirts all over the room, (or person, what ever
- your aiming at) It is a good idea not to let the teachers know you have one of
- those, it makes it too easy to find out who did it when theres ink all over
- the
- principals face... (or on the floors, walls, and ceilings...)
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- Liquid soap is great for use in crowded hallways, it turns everybody
- into a ice skating star, (works especially well when people come in from the
- rain)... If your school is anything like the one I goto, people never flush
- the
- toiletts, A little liquid soap in here makes for a nice surprise, I mean, what
- happens when the soap is not flushed out of the toilett, and the suds are'nt
- flushed out either? The janitors have a really good time trying to figure out
- that one... (glue a quarter in one of the urinals, always ane)... Turn off the
- water under the sinks too... Getting back to the soap, it is also good on the
- hand railings in hallways and on steps, If you mix perfume with it, some poor
- grub has to have that stench on him all day....
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- I shall go into more depth at a later date, so look for a new
- volume coming to a bbs near you... This was: How to have fun at school
- part 1, (By: Walkon) Part 2 will be written as soon as I have some more
- time...
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